Don’t worry he’s part Asian. That definitely nerfed his size. Sure, Viltrumite genes are strong, but nothing is strong enough to fix Mark’s problem.
When amber asked if he had super sperm he went to say no but stopped himself because he didn’t want her to know he’d been jacking off since he got his powers. He knows it’s fine from experience
He’s being doing that since way before
God send you for this meme
If Viltrumites didn’t shoot normally, the later half of these series would be non-existent, better yet, the entire series wouldn’t exist.
The Idea of using your own seamen as weapons is a terrifying thought
You know Omni-Man’s mission was supposedly besides conquering Earth determining if Human and Viltrumites could breed. All he managed to do was have one single child. Why would he have not had more children for a larger sample size?
Debbie and Nolan only had one kid? Did they try for more? What was going on there?
I haven’t finished the comics, but I like to imagine Nolan cheats on Debbie. If he can withhold information like he did and refer to her as a pet… dude definitely knocked down more than one human while on Earth.
Doesn’t mean it happened, but I think in the real world we would have hybrid viltrumites with all the shades of humanity 😂
Comic spoilers!
!until Mark got his powers Nolan had decided to abandon his mission and just have a family, it wasn’t until he saw that viltrumite powers carried over to hybrids that he realized he still had a mission to complete!<
I do understand that. My understanding was that a human lifetime is so short to a Viltrumite he figured if Mark didn’t get his powers he could just live his life until Mark and Debbie died then conquer Earth. I just don’t know why he wouldn’t have several children so there was a larger sample size to work from.
All these comments not respecting Debbie’s titanium womb.
Mark’s a teenager. No way he doesn’t masturbate regularly. I’m sure by this point he has a good sense of his sperm’s penetrative power and can say with confidence that it’s not gonna turn out like Hancock
WTF WHERE DID THIS IMAGE OF MARK JERKING HIS CHICKEN AND HE BUSTS AND SHATTERS THE FUCKING ROOF COME FROM 😭😭😭
I mean, Debbie was fine, I’m sure Amber would be too
I don’t think that’s how it works
Now I just wonder if anyone with super-sperm ever killed themselves by jerking off on the toilet so hard that the jism went off in their face, tearing through their skull like rounds from a shotgun.
Reminded me of this:
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fxrsdlciye4791.png
I mean, Viltrumites were supposed to go around to other planets and create half-breed children to help them conquer right? That means that whomever was in charge of making Viltrumites superhuman made it so they could reproduce without killing their partner accidentally
Yeah, they probably gene modded themselves to an extent to have that particular set of muscles be within normal strength levels
Spider-Man’s text could also say “Williams example sock on the door” lol
I’m actually amazed death by ejaculation hasn’t happened in The Boys. Even the comic never did it.
Hancock did however explore this and it’s would be horrifying
Here’s a great essay on what would happen to Lois Lane if she and Superman hooked up in world with real life physics.
