Don’t you dare call her crazy. She doesn’t call you an asshole. She doesn’t call you a dick. she doesn’t call you a titty baby

That’s accurate. When I first heard there was no divorce, though, I imagined a society with morality police, prison and lashings. It’s not that. But obviously, legalizing divorce would be much more equitable

I 55% like her. But, I’d never want to meet her

Yes. I know a couple of people who’ve gotten annulments, and it was pricey. But, I think saying there’s no divorce in the Philippines without qualifying it, makes marriage sound a lot more ominous and oppressive than it actually is there

They use annulments in the Philippines instead

Helping around the house, sure. Working on the farm, nope. She’s from a big city

In fact, she shouldn’t be doing a lot of work on the farm before she gets her work permit. It might technically be a violation

Yikes

I vote that we replace the phrase:

“Kimberly didn’t do her research”

with

“Kimberly has a personality disorder”

If you enter on a K-1, as we know, you have 90 days to marry. After marrying, the foreign spouse applies for an adjustment of status. The adjustment of status takes 5 or 6 months to get approved. Once approved, the foreign spouse will usually get a conditional permanent resident card that lasts 2 years (I think if the marriage is longer than 2 years, the green card isn’t conditional)

After 2 years, you would file to get the conditional status removed. I think you can then file for citizenship, 2.9 years after the original adjustment of status was approved.

Wait times vary and so do estimates, but from the time of marriage to citizenship should take about 5 years

Ronald and Tiffany are both soooooooo messy. Them arguing on social media is annoyingAF

I don’t think the actual advice was that important. It was that Brandan’s mom cared enough to go find Mary, and when she did, she listened and was supportive. I was impressed, for the first time, by Brandan’s mom, and also with Mary’s receptive response. A friendlier relationship between Mary and Brandan’s mom will be good for everyone

If you had birthed and raised a Sarper, Shekinah might seem normal and well-adjusted by comparison

Stockholm Syndrome

Sumit looks ready to sell me a time-share with his fancy teeth

I don’t know anything about veneers. Nor have I been to India. But when I worked in the Philippines years ago, dental procedures cost at least 10x less than in America. Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s similar in India

I thought Remote-Michael was ridiculous, but it’s turned into one of the funniest bits in a while

Serious question: Does Sophie get to take the gun to the outhouse, or is it only for him?

I thought he was about to staple his nose until I read some replies

This can’t include Candy Crush, can it? What’s ridiculous is she moved to another continent for her perfect soulmate, only to first start discovering basic facts about him, like his gaming

I wouldn’t care if she had 2 heads in her photos. The biggest lie is still Rob pretending she’s unreasonable for wanting an indoor toilet