Sex.

Gotta get some flairs goin friends!

I caught that too. For her “a beautiful life” is working part-time - if it can even be called that - essentially getting paid under the table to do her hobby, beaches and gorgeous weather, good sex… so in that case maybe SHE was living a beautiful life, but he wasn’t.

Maybe for their anniversary he will splurge and get her toilet paper instead of using a communal poop rag.

In my mind their apartment is 80 degrees and humid (27 C) and smells like… breath. That is just too many living beings in that crowded space and I am sure the ventilation isn’t top tier, Like I feel like I could rake the carpet and come up with enough skin cells to clone them haha

God I love Reddit

Initially read that as “skinhead”

Not editing it

I can tell you one thing, Shaun will NOT ask any hard quitting questions like why Igor is a Nazi-sympathizer or ask Holly about what it is that she’s constantly junked on, etc.

Honestly I hate the Tell Alls, I will probably just wait and see what happens here.

Ok but is she saying “I like men who are conventionally unattractive” or “I don’t find Gino attractive” because why would you maul your boyfriend like a dog in heat if she wasn’t into him sexually? Is it more for the validation?

Just a bit confused why their physical resemblance makes you convinced she’s her daughter, because… wouldn’t her sister also look like her? I am not sure what the dad situation is but wouldn’t a sister from the same parents produce a child that looks more like Jasmine than one of Jasmine mixed with somebody else?

Imagine having a bitter argument with your partner that may be the beginning of the end of your relationship while wearing a full body Santa suit.

ETA: also imagine trying to take your diaper baby husband who hates you seriously while he makes insane demands like a rent refund while he is wearing a full on Santa suit.

Came here to say this

Aw I thought she was sweet! Trying to learn some Spanish.

I guess it didn’t seem particularly filthy when I watched it, but I might just not have been paying enough attention. What’s disgusting to me is that like 1/3 of their living space is a full on guinea pig compound. It’s great that they seem properly cared for and have room to move around but maybe its time to rehome them while you’re living in these… circumstances.

Well this is interesting for many reasons but it also answers a question I have had - the shape of her eyes is kind of odd, like droopy or something. But this photo makes me think that might just be how she always looked. I have earnestly been trying to figure out which combination of cosmetic treatments and procedures you’d need to get that result haha

Rebecca for PI !!! But also for reiki

He’s the Han Solo of this season except instead of the Millennium Falcon he’s got that suit ergonomic office chair.

How on earth did he arrive at the logic that his household contributions were somehow refundable? I paid $4K once to break a lease with a deadbeat ex-boyfriend because he was broke and I just wanted to be rid of him. You PAY to get out, you definitely don’t get to like cash out on your way out the door.

Ehhhh I have a little white dog with shit in its eyes, there’s literally nothing you or a groomer can do about it. It doesn’t mean they are unclean!

Ummm do I nor get the joke? Cuz ngl something about this feels yucky.