• ArthurMorgan694@alien.topBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Don’t worry he’s part Asian. That definitely nerfed his size. Sure, Viltrumite genes are strong, but nothing is strong enough to fix Mark’s problem.

  • armyofbeees@alien.topBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    When amber asked if he had super sperm he went to say no but stopped himself because he didn’t want her to know he’d been jacking off since he got his powers. He knows it’s fine from experience

  • Intelligent_Creme351@alien.topBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    If Viltrumites didn’t shoot normally, the later half of these series would be non-existent, better yet, the entire series wouldn’t exist.

  • thebigmanhastherock@alien.topBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    You know Omni-Man’s mission was supposedly besides conquering Earth determining if Human and Viltrumites could breed. All he managed to do was have one single child. Why would he have not had more children for a larger sample size?

    Debbie and Nolan only had one kid? Did they try for more? What was going on there?

    • No_Equivalent_2482@alien.topBEnglish
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      10 months ago

      I haven’t finished the comics, but I like to imagine Nolan cheats on Debbie. If he can withhold information like he did and refer to her as a pet… dude definitely knocked down more than one human while on Earth.

      Doesn’t mean it happened, but I think in the real world we would have hybrid viltrumites with all the shades of humanity 😂

    • angiezieglerstye@alien.topBEnglish
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      10 months ago

      Comic spoilers!

      !until Mark got his powers Nolan had decided to abandon his mission and just have a family, it wasn’t until he saw that viltrumite powers carried over to hybrids that he realized he still had a mission to complete!<

      • thebigmanhastherock@alien.topBEnglish
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        10 months ago

        I do understand that. My understanding was that a human lifetime is so short to a Viltrumite he figured if Mark didn’t get his powers he could just live his life until Mark and Debbie died then conquer Earth. I just don’t know why he wouldn’t have several children so there was a larger sample size to work from.

  • TooManySorcerers@alien.topBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Mark’s a teenager. No way he doesn’t masturbate regularly. I’m sure by this point he has a good sense of his sperm’s penetrative power and can say with confidence that it’s not gonna turn out like Hancock

    • dumbass2364859948@alien.topBEnglish
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      10 months ago

      WTF WHERE DID THIS IMAGE OF MARK JERKING HIS CHICKEN AND HE BUSTS AND SHATTERS THE FUCKING ROOF COME FROM 😭😭😭

  • Wooden-Trip-8053@alien.topBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Now I just wonder if anyone with super-sperm ever killed themselves by jerking off on the toilet so hard that the jism went off in their face, tearing through their skull like rounds from a shotgun.

  • Constructman2602@alien.topBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    I mean, Viltrumites were supposed to go around to other planets and create half-breed children to help them conquer right? That means that whomever was in charge of making Viltrumites superhuman made it so they could reproduce without killing their partner accidentally

    • RamFire1993@alien.topBEnglish
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      10 months ago

      Yeah, they probably gene modded themselves to an extent to have that particular set of muscles be within normal strength levels

  • Hashbrown4@alien.topBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    I’m actually amazed death by ejaculation hasn’t happened in The Boys. Even the comic never did it.

    Hancock did however explore this and it’s would be horrifying